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Post by Denithar on Jul 13, 2006 14:06:38 GMT -5
Yes, do begin. Angie has the floor everyone.
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Post by Elasticband on Jul 13, 2006 14:06:48 GMT -5
Can I be one of the people in the seats who murmer alot? I can't remember what they're called...
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Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 13, 2006 14:13:03 GMT -5
Yeah, sure.
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Post by Angie on Jul 13, 2006 14:13:12 GMT -5
Well, it all began when I realized I was a kangafrog. . . And then I realized that there were only two people on the guild who could be my parents: Froggy and Gilly. Therefore, we went into a big discussion where we found out that I was illigitimate, and Gilly (who said he was drugged) had me with another frog woman. Then we called in Maury for DNA testing, and I got a letter from him last night saying that Gilly was, in fact, NOT my father, but Froggy is my mother.
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Post by AshVersion2 on Jul 13, 2006 14:16:49 GMT -5
Being Angie's twin - I was pretty much the same. And I'm traumatised that I've been lied to be my own parents.
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Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 13, 2006 14:17:56 GMT -5
The judge left.
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Post by Jayda on Jul 13, 2006 14:18:46 GMT -5
The judge was unable to access the courtroom at the time of that post.
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Post by Froggy on Jul 13, 2006 14:19:44 GMT -5
He should be back soon. Can I appeal? Or whatever that is?  |
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Post by Denithar on Jul 13, 2006 14:22:11 GMT -5
THE JUDGE IS CONSIDERING HIS OPTIONS! MORE RESPECT!
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Post by Jayda on Jul 13, 2006 14:22:52 GMT -5
No respect. So ha!
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Post by Denithar on Jul 13, 2006 14:22:53 GMT -5
yes, Froggy, you have the floor.
or do they call it the bench in courtrooms?
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Post by Froggy on Jul 13, 2006 14:29:54 GMT -5
(I wouldn't know--mom's the only one who's been involved in a court case)
Ok, first off, I'm only 16, and you're 15 (or are you 16 now?). How on earth would I have had you at less than 1 year old?
Second, Maury isn't the saint y'all think he is. He lies. And he lied to you.
Third, you all know I'm saving my first kiss for my wedding. Why would you think I'd save that and not everything else??
Fourth, you only just turned into (your words) a kangafrog, you weren't one from the beginning. So it may have been your grandparents or somebody else who was the kangaroo/frog mix.
Fifth, who did Gilly have with the other frog woman if not you?
Kk, I'm done now. *hops away*
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Post by Donald Duck on Jul 13, 2006 14:32:21 GMT -5
ooh I wanna be in it!!!! I'll be on the jury!!!!!!
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Post by Denithar on Jul 13, 2006 14:37:05 GMT -5
I find the evidence of Froggy being Angie's mother very nebulous, and the possibility absurd. I find Angie guilty of false testament. Those pieces of lettuce and spinach are in no way convincing enough to deceive me as to your real race. You are a guinea pig, no doubt about it.
Bring in the next accuser.
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Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 13, 2006 14:39:19 GMT -5
*whispers* Is that me?
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