What is this you've discovered. . .?

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 22, 2008 17:42:19 GMT -5

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Post by Howard The Duck on Apr 22, 2008 17:42:19 GMT -5

*you see a crazy looking Easter egg sitting in an empty thread* *you approach slowly and cautiously, because you know you can't be too careful around the Guild, but not too cautiously, because you are a crazy guildian, after all* *you think you hear a slight rapping from inside the egg* *you strain your ears and listen closer* *you laugh when you suddenly realize that what you hear isn't the tapping sort of rapping you first suspected, but the Eminem sort of rapping instead* *barely breathing, you attempt to make out the words, but they suddenly stop, and you hear a muffled grumbling* . . .

(Gah! I'm never doing that again! I hate rap! Maybe I'll write a POEM! Or maybe I'll write a RANDOM STORY! It sure is boring in here, so I'd better figure out something to do for the next three months. . . Kind of hard to do much, though, since I haven't got any toys in here with me or anything, and it's getting more cramped by the day. . . And apparently all I have to do is TALK TO MYSELF. . .

Wait a second, what's that sound? Is that. . . giggling? Coming from outside my shell?)

*you decide to keep Howard company during his long wait for his due date, and you can't wait for all of his crazy post-birth antics that are sure to come, considering who his parents are* *well, maybe you can wait a little bit. . .*

This is me as I am right now and as I will be after I'm born (yay for super advanced ultrasound!):

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 22, 2008 19:09:07 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Apr 22, 2008 19:09:07 GMT -5

That. is. one. wicked. ultrasound.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

lucille Rank 2 (STILL a Newbie) Posts: 100	What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 22, 2008 21:56:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lucille on Apr 22, 2008 21:56:18 GMT -5 Ah hello little one and welcome.I suspect we will become great friends(your not the only one around here who "speaks to themselves")

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 23, 2008 11:46:29 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 23, 2008 11:46:29 GMT -5

Ah, that's my boy. Don't worry, son, you'll have plenty of toys when you come out - all the wands and lightsabers you could dream of.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 23, 2008 19:48:36 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Apr 23, 2008 19:48:36 GMT -5

Now I have to go shopping for the baby shower.

What do I get the brainchild of Angie and Ash? A helmet?

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 24, 2008 3:12:40 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 24, 2008 3:12:40 GMT -5

Whatever you think we/he would like. You'll know if we hate it - the Basement hasn't seen any action for a while . . .

;D

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Chris
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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 24, 2008 11:44:58 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Apr 24, 2008 11:44:58 GMT -5

. . .

I should have never brought up the durn subject in the first place. Serves me right.

I guess I can't go wrong with an Eminem LP.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 25, 2008 9:23:11 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 25, 2008 9:23:11 GMT -5

That's up to the boy to decide. I suggest you approach the egg with caution.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 27, 2008 10:51:18 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 27, 2008 10:51:18 GMT -5

I think the trilby will be good - evil geniuses wear trilbies. ;D

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Howard The Duck Rank 0 (Total Newbie) Posts: 2	What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 27, 2008 20:01:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Howard The Duck on Apr 27, 2008 20:01:50 GMT -5 Mommy, can I start school now? I need a lesson on what a "trilby" is. tries to scratch head but finds that he can't since he is in a cramped egg shell
	This is me as I am right now and as I will be after I'm born (yay for super advanced ultrasound!):

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 28, 2008 9:39:31 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 28, 2008 9:39:31 GMT -5

Darling Howard, so keen to learn - play with you chainsaw and I'll go and resurrect Albert Einstein to be your personal tutor.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 28, 2008 19:44:18 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Apr 28, 2008 19:44:18 GMT -5

No, no, dear, you sharpen his butcher knives; I'll go get Al. . .

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 29, 2008 13:53:03 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Apr 29, 2008 13:53:03 GMT -5

Angie, don't you think that, as his parents, this is something we should be doing together?

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Angie
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What is this you've discovered. . .? Apr 29, 2008 17:18:24 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Apr 29, 2008 17:18:24 GMT -5

Why? It only takes one person to resurrect a genius. . .

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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Post by Chris on Apr 24, 2008 11:44:58 GMT -5

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