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Emily Semi-Mighty Mod The One and Only Squishie Your lips say that they love. Your eyes say that they hate. [x] Posts: 1,689	6-Word Stories Nov 19, 2006 14:28:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Emily on Nov 19, 2006 14:28:12 GMT -5 And so continues the Musician Obsession
	You're paranoid about the paranoia. Let me apologise to begin with Let me apologise for what I'm about to say But trying to be genuine was harder than it seemed And somehow I got caught up in between

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6-Word Stories Nov 19, 2006 18:49:16 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Nov 19, 2006 18:49:16 GMT -5

Bold words sometimes make small people.

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Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

johnsapphire Guest	6-Word Stories Nov 20, 2006 10:35:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by johnsapphire on Nov 20, 2006 10:35:37 GMT -5 Pesto is best when ground up.

Cy Skywalker Rank 3 (Almost Not a Newbie) Posts: 403	6-Word Stories Nov 22, 2006 16:54:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 22, 2006 16:54:52 GMT -5 The 6-Word story which Cy thought up in a moment of idleness: Judo holds don't work on demons.

johnsapphire Guest	6-Word Stories Nov 27, 2006 18:36:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by johnsapphire on Nov 27, 2006 18:36:05 GMT -5 Subordinate clauses can confuse some people.

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6-Word Stories Nov 27, 2006 19:57:07 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Nov 27, 2006 19:57:07 GMT -5

They often confuse some amphibians too.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

johnsapphire Guest	6-Word Stories Nov 29, 2006 21:38:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by johnsapphire on Nov 29, 2006 21:38:51 GMT -5 "Breath" and "breath" also confuse people.

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6-Word Stories Nov 29, 2006 21:39:57 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Nov 29, 2006 21:39:57 GMT -5

Perhaps he did that on purpose. . .

;D

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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6-Word Stories Nov 30, 2006 12:12:51 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Nov 30, 2006 12:12:51 GMT -5

Whenever great Angie leaves, Ash cries.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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6-Word Stories Nov 30, 2006 13:33:52 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Nov 30, 2006 13:33:52 GMT -5

Oh, the tangled webs we weave.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

johnsapphire Guest	6-Word Stories Dec 1, 2006 0:07:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by johnsapphire on Dec 1, 2006 0:07:39 GMT -5 Did I scare Angie quite away?

jollymcjollyson Rank 1 (Still a Newbie) Posts: 70	6-Word Stories Dec 1, 2006 0:12:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jollymcjollyson on Dec 1, 2006 0:12:38 GMT -5 Languagedifibrilating, wordcombinations slowlead to growingstretchelasticsentences, see?
	INELUCTABLE MODALITY OF THE VISIBLE: AT LEAST THAT IF NO MORE, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack , the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy.

jollymcjollyson Rank 1 (Still a Newbie) Posts: 70	6-Word Stories Dec 1, 2006 0:13:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jollymcjollyson on Dec 1, 2006 0:13:36 GMT -5 I think I might have herpes.
	INELUCTABLE MODALITY OF THE VISIBLE: AT LEAST THAT IF NO MORE, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack , the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy.

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6-Word Stories Dec 1, 2006 15:41:41 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Dec 1, 2006 15:41:41 GMT -5

Ew, stay away from me please.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

jollymcjollyson Rank 1 (Still a Newbie) Posts: 70	6-Word Stories Dec 1, 2006 17:49:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jollymcjollyson on Dec 1, 2006 17:49:56 GMT -5 But I thought you loved me!
	INELUCTABLE MODALITY OF THE VISIBLE: AT LEAST THAT IF NO MORE, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack , the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy.

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