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roxythekiller
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That girl's fine, but Roxy's a Killer!

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OHAYO ^_^! May 5, 2007 22:17:34 GMT -5

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Post by roxythekiller on May 5, 2007 22:17:34 GMT -5

Ohayo! My name is Roxy, but you might know me as roxythekiller. Here are 13 things you may or may not know about me:

1. I love to talk. I can talk about anything, anywhere, anytime anyhow.
2. I love to write. It's like talking, only no one interrupts you! And I especially love writing romance...

2. Drawing and art are my passions ^_^!
3. I was born in Germany and speak German.
4. I'm a feminist and I'm for gay rights! ^_^
5. I'm not a lesbian.
6. I'm a liberal. A Jewish liberal.

7. I'm 100% for animal rights and a member of PETA2
8. I LOVE fashion. I'm a fashionista and proud of it!
9. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
10. I love anime, especially yaoi. But I don't view gays in a yaoi light. That's just wrong... gay and yaoi aren't the same thing.
11. You know that boy you had a crush on in 1st grade? It was me.
12. I love HTML and web design. Yes, I'm a techie.
13. I'm a bitch from hell.

Last Edit: May 5, 2007 22:18:36 GMT -5 by roxythekiller

My Story: Because You Suck
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MySpace:
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Xanga:
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OHAYO ^_^! May 5, 2007 23:40:11 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 5, 2007 23:40:11 GMT -5

Hiya Roxy. I'm Pestilence. Some call me Pesto. I've welcomed you before, but let me take this opportunity to tell you again to make yourself at home. I hope you learn much, teach much, and have fun. There's so much we have up there in common, particularly number 13.

I can already tell we're gonna get along like gangbusters.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

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OHAYO ^_^! May 6, 2007 3:53:57 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on May 6, 2007 3:53:57 GMT -5

Stick to those thirteen points and you'll fit in right as rain. ;D I'm Ash.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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OHAYO ^_^! May 6, 2007 9:43:04 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on May 6, 2007 9:43:04 GMT -5

roxythekiller said:

11. You know that boy you had a crush on in 1st grade? It was me.

It was kindergarten, Brian, not first grade!

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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OHAYO ^_^! May 6, 2007 9:55:01 GMT -5

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Post by Ethan on May 6, 2007 9:55:01 GMT -5

hey Roxy, Tis me Ethan, Averon, or w/e the heck you wanna call me, just so long as it's not Pumpkin, I hear enough of that at work (long story, don't ask)

Welcome to the site, I will eventually go and read Because you suck, although I'm not sure if I'll be able to...it's not the gay stuff...AJ has just kidnapped my editing skills and claimed I'm her official editor for The Alliance, so, when she lets me go (IF she lets me go), I'll be on that...but I warn you, I will see the dirty gay humor in every other sentence, I'm cool like dat...i see humor in the title

to quote myself "Age is just a number, I will be immature forever"

i'm all for gay rights, and for feminism, LOVE anime, don't care much for Yaoi, or yuri (don't want to be one of those guys fine with lesbian anime, and not with gay anime)

and now I know THREE jewish people

hurrah for Hitler failing (I don't mean to offend, if I did tell me to go die, and I'll apologize)! I love the jewish religion, it's so much more interesting than the christian

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OHAYO ^_^! May 6, 2007 11:19:48 GMT -5

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Post by Emily on May 6, 2007 11:19:48 GMT -5

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... Roxyyyy!

Sorry - have Chicago on the mind for some weird reason.... your name might have something to do with it ;D

I'm Em, or Fallen. Whatever you feel like calling me. Wellllcccoooommme to the guild - everyone's barking mad here so....

I loveth anime and manga also, but...

You know that boy you had a crush on in 1st grade? It was me.

Waahuuuh? :S

You're paranoid about the paranoia.

Let me apologise to begin with
Let me apologise for what I'm about to say
But trying to be genuine was harder than it seemed
And somehow I got caught up in between

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OHAYO ^_^! May 6, 2007 11:52:51 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on May 6, 2007 11:52:51 GMT -5

Hey, Chicago rules!

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 13:14:29 GMT -5

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Post by Denithar on May 24, 2007 13:14:29 GMT -5

Welcome to the guild! We are probably at quite different political and ideological spectrums, but if you don't care then I certainly won't. I happen to be a lover of Jewish culture and history, and my parents gave me a Jewish name. My favorite genre of writing is fantasy. I am a seventeen year old dedicated Christian and I just finished my first year of college.

This thread made me laugh, and I don't mean like when you say lol and you aren't really laughing. Ethan's political correctness is quite funny. I have no wish to offend him, especially since he appears to have left.

But begrudge me the right to quote him.

and now I know THREE jewish people

hurrah for Hitler failing (I don't mean to offend, if I did tell me to go die, and I'll apologize)! I love the jewish religion, it's so much more interesting than the christian

Within one paragraph he says that he doesn't want to offend by his belief that the fall of Hitler was a good thing (um, duh...). And then he compares two religions and says one is better in his eyes. I have no gall with that! Not in the least. But I point out, he just apologized for offending Hitler lovers. Surely if you are going to apologize for disliking Hitler you would also for preferring a religion... such is the nonsense of political correctness.

Oh, did I mention that I have been voted debate champ of the site? What, you already guessed... I see.

Last Edit: May 24, 2007 13:15:25 GMT -5 by Denithar

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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 13:34:01 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 24, 2007 13:34:01 GMT -5

I don't remember much, but wasn't Eakyra the one voted debate champ?

And all of you, stop buttering up my Roxy. I saw her first!

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Angie
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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 14:16:02 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on May 24, 2007 14:16:02 GMT -5

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

. . .

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

AshVersion2
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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 14:54:19 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on May 24, 2007 14:54:19 GMT -5

* . . . *

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Angie
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Contest Judge
*THE (other) ONE
*Ash's Partner in Havoc
*Pumpkin Shoes's Creator/Creation
*Oldie Moldie
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*Queengie
*GIMP Master
*Extraordinary Clich? User

Hopefully doing Hakue justice.

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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 19:34:56 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on May 24, 2007 19:34:56 GMT -5

Well!

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

Chris
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OHAYO ^_^! May 24, 2007 20:16:17 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 24, 2007 20:16:17 GMT -5

I WANT MY JERRY BEADS!!!!

Not.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

AshVersion2
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*THE (POTO-crazed) ONE
*Ashlock
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OHAYO ^_^! May 25, 2007 3:47:17 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on May 25, 2007 3:47:17 GMT -5

I'll pretend I didn't hear the 'not'. ;D

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Denithar
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OHAYO ^_^! May 25, 2007 10:33:44 GMT -5

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Post by Denithar on May 25, 2007 10:33:44 GMT -5

I have so no idea what Jerry Beads are... and I'm not going to argue with you Pesto, but if you want to confirm it check the rewards section somewhere, I am too lazy to go find it. Eakyra is quite good at debate as well, and I wouldn't say that I'm better than her.

"I prefer clarity to agreement."
-Dennis Prager