John Sapphire - Person of Questionable Greatness

[johnsapphire]

Now then, I thought it would be best to create my own thread, because I'm certain that the one thing everyone wants to read is a collection of random facts about myself.

I am quadralingual, but you have to work out in what languages on your own. And it really isn't that difficult.

I am vice-KEPPELMEISTER in my school symphony orchestra. *cough*[shadow=red,left,300]clue[/shadow]*cough*

I love Verdi, as my avatar and random shoutings benefit.

Eakyra (Eaky) and I will be married by myself this saturday. Be there. And bring a wedding present.

I am a renowned rationalist atheist (like Richard Dawkins, only less biological). The earth was not created 6000 years ago (1000 years AFTER the babylonians created glue). Scientists have measured entirely independent factors in the earth (potassium, argon, etc.) and ALL results have pointed towards 4.6 BILLION years. The problem is that so many humans do not have the mental capacity to grasp the concept of a billion. Plus, an ill-informed "divine" book (written without science) is in the process of having an affect on your irritating country of America similar to that of a [insert clever allegory here].

Did you know Britain publishes 35% MORE books than all of America EVERY YEAR? We're cool like that. Except in cooking. Our food is crap. That's why I go for Italian cuisine.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[johnsapphire]

I really shouldn't have included that poll option.

[Gil Alexander]

Lol. This is very interesting. Continue...

[Spinner]

An atheist... interesting... I for one am sort of an agnostic... But if too decide between (1)St. Thomas Aquinas' proof of an intellectual god rather than an unitellectual universe unaware of its own state of eternality(is there even such a word?) and (2)a repetitive big bang... hmmmm.... I'd go for the former... but hey, that's just me...

welcome to the site where you should have welcomed me since you came first but don't mind that anyway...lol

[Denithar]

Facinating. There are very few true agnostics left. You should add an interesting twist on the debates. Welcome to the site.

[Spinner]

i'll just end up randomizing everything...lol

[Chris]

Welcome to the site John and Hadyn. Sorry it's so belated.

[johnsapphire]

Thou art forgiven.

[Chris]

I almost wish I could change my vote now.

'Almost' is the operative word in that sentence, though.

[johnsapphire]

Which option did you vote for?

[Chris]

I'm with the majority.

[johnsapphire]

And you wish you had voted for...?

[Gil Alexander]

Lol, why don't you tell us more about yourself, instead of using this thread to learn what others think of you? :-)

[Denithar]

"A rude, pompous, excellent writer." That was my vote.

[Chris]

If I were to change my vote, I'd change it to "Who?". if only because none of the other selections are appropriate.

EDIT: Now that I've read your play, I'd change it to "Rude, pompous, excellent writer". Now I see that even though you toot your horn too much, at least you're not the hack I was beginning to suspect you were. Excellent job. Expect a full review in future.