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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:30:02 GMT -5
Post by Gil Alexander on Aug 20, 2006 16:30:02 GMT -5
This is a warning to all other patients *cough* members of this Guildian Asylum.
1. Don't touch the paintings on the walls, even if they talk to you 2. Don't be afraid of what goes on in the EST room; it will be all over, and in a week you'll be normal again. Erm, maybe not normal, but yeah. 3. Don't go into the EST room without fully understanding the rules. 4. Try to let the doctors make your time in the EST room as productive as possible. 5. Don't go into the basement without a buddy/partner.
That is all for now.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:31:07 GMT -5
Post by Angie on Aug 20, 2006 16:31:07 GMT -5
6. DO NOT TOUCH THE EST MACHINES BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY SPIT OUT CANDY.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:39:53 GMT -5
Post by Gil Alexander on Aug 20, 2006 16:39:53 GMT -5
7. Invite your friends to the EST Room 8. If you glimpse Pumkin Shoes out of the corner of your eye (which will probably happen a lot), please don't scream because it will disturb the other patients *cough* members. 9. No cauliflower is allowed in the EST Room for personal reasons.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:44:50 GMT -5
Post by Angie on Aug 20, 2006 16:44:50 GMT -5
10. Do not question or insult the people in charge. 11. Do not steal anyone's Doritos. 12. Or cheese. 13. Or chocolate syrup. 14. Or chips and salsa. 15. Or chili. 16. Or toe socks (with the exception of "BFF" socks; those may be exchanged as often as you want).
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:48:18 GMT -5
Post by skittlestiger on Aug 20, 2006 16:48:18 GMT -5
17.) Do not attempt to eat other members, it never has good results
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:52:08 GMT -5
Post by Angie on Aug 20, 2006 16:52:08 GMT -5
18. If someone gives you a cookie, don't EAT THEIR HAND. *glares at Gilly*
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 16:54:10 GMT -5
Post by Gil Alexander on Aug 20, 2006 16:54:10 GMT -5
19. Do not complain about anything, as it is a waste of time because you don't control reality. The machines do. 20. If you eat somebody's hand, make sure you apologize and offer to give it back.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 17:13:22 GMT -5
Post by Gil Alexander on Aug 20, 2006 17:13:22 GMT -5
21. If you find Angie's Spanish brain, please do not feed it into the machines.
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Duskglimmer
Rank 8 (Getting Moldy!)
Human Boomerang
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 19:45:51 GMT -5
Post by Duskglimmer on Aug 20, 2006 19:45:51 GMT -5
22. if you understand these rules, and someone else does not, laugh at them.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 19:58:58 GMT -5
Post by skittlestiger on Aug 20, 2006 19:58:58 GMT -5
23. but still, dont attempt to eat them.
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Duskglimmer
Rank 8 (Getting Moldy!)
Human Boomerang
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 20:00:10 GMT -5
Post by Duskglimmer on Aug 20, 2006 20:00:10 GMT -5
24. In fact, just don't eat anything unless you're told to.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 20:00:29 GMT -5
Post by Angie on Aug 20, 2006 20:00:29 GMT -5
24. You may, however, eat their candy bar.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 20:02:37 GMT -5
Post by skittlestiger on Aug 20, 2006 20:02:37 GMT -5
25. But under no circumstances can you eat candy bars that contain oysters unless you tango with a llamba previous to devouring.
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Duskglimmer
Rank 8 (Getting Moldy!)
Human Boomerang
McKay: Have you seen a guy? He looks like you, but with messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere...
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 20:04:40 GMT -5
Post by Duskglimmer on Aug 20, 2006 20:04:40 GMT -5
26. There will be no asking what a "llamba" is.
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Warning
Aug 20, 2006 20:07:05 GMT -5
Post by skittlestiger on Aug 20, 2006 20:07:05 GMT -5
27) There will be no asking of what a candy bar is either.
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