1. Don't touch the paintings on the walls, even if they talk to you
2. Don't be afraid of what goes on in the EST room; it will be all over, and in a week you'll be normal again. Erm, maybe not normal, but yeah.
3. Don't go into the EST room without fully understanding the rules.
4. Try to let the doctors make your time in the EST room as productive as possible.
5. Don't go into the basement without a buddy/partner.
6. DO NOT TOUCH THE EST MACHINES BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY SPIT OUT CANDY.
7. Invite your friends to the EST Room
8. If you glimpse Pumkin Shoes out of the corner of your eye (which will probably happen a lot), please don't scream because it will disturb the other patients *cough* members.
9. No cauliflower is allowed in the EST Room for personal reasons.
10. Do not question or insult the people in charge.
11. Do not steal anyone's Doritos.
12. Or cheese.
13. Or chocolate syrup.
14. Or chips and salsa.
15. Or chili.
16. Or toe socks (with the exception of "BFF" socks; those may be exchanged as often as you want).
17.) Do not attempt to eat other members, it never has good results
18. If someone gives you a cookie, don't EAT THEIR HAND. *glares at Gilly*
19. Do not complain about anything, as it is a waste of time because you don't control reality. The machines do.
20. If you eat somebody's hand, make sure you apologize and offer to give it back.
21. If you find Angie's Spanish brain, please do not feed it into the machines.
22. if you understand these rules, and someone else does not, laugh at them.
23. but still, dont attempt to eat them.
24. You may, however, eat their candy bar.
25. But under no circumstances can you eat candy bars that contain oysters unless you tango with a llamba previous to devouring.
26. There will be no asking what a "llamba" is.
27) There will be no asking of what a candy bar is either.
28) there will be no, "can i have a nickel? i want a nickel!"
29) Nor will there be quotings from Family Guy, The Simpsons, or Futurama.
30) And, very important for mental health, there will be no random posting of rules.
31. If you witness the murder of a knight, forget what you saw.
32)When day turns to night, please don't jump out of windows yelling, "I'm a vampire! I'm gonna bite you!"
33. Don't eat your shoe, the food in the cafeteria is perfectly edible.
34. Don't claim the cafeteria food is perfectly edible without being willing to taste it and prove this.
35. no midnight raids of the cafeteria, no food is kept there at night
36. There will be no sueing the cafeteria for subsequent deaths, no matter how much proof you have.
37. All members are strictly ordered to render aid to any knight in distress, namely and especially when being attacked by pumpkin shoes or her owner.
38. Nobody may interfere with any of Angie's plans or Pumpkin Shoes's plans of which Angie has approved.
Amendment to rule 38, which states: Nobody may interfere with any of Angie's plans or Pumpkin Shoes's plans of which Angie has approved.
39. No one may hold more than 32% of the Guild's Sanity for thier own protection
40. Certain members may only hold 10% of the guilds sanity, due to the safty of themselves
41. There shall be no sanity in the guild.
42. No getting all fangirly (or fanboyey) and chansing charries around the guild
43. - No obeying of rule 42.
44. No tearing Charries to threads
45. - no red pens. They could leak all over your shirt, and that could scare the inmates patients.
45. The longer you scream, the less time you have in the Television Room.
46. - no contact with the outside world. We don't want it to spread . . .
47. No joining the ABFPP or OCD Club if you haven't taken your medication today.
48. Only take your medications when you feel like it
49. Blatantly ignore rule 48. Do the opposite of what it says.
50. - At bedtime, everyone must sing, 'Let's get into our 'jammas, and out of our normal clothes', because it always makes Ash laugh.
51. try not to make anybody go deaf when singing
52. All must sing off key unless everyone can remember thier harmony bits.
53. and if nobody can, just sing randomly
54. Sing to different tunes if possible.
55. No out-posting Angie.
56. no underposting 0
57. No confusing the admin outside of TCC.
58. No overposting Dusky
59. No forgetting Den, even though he hardly posts due to college.
60. Never EVER forget Froggy.
61. No singing any quieter than "at the top of your lungs".
62. always sing aloud, never in your head.
63. Sing especially loud and off-key when in the shower.
64. Never go to the showers for the purpose of listening to loons sing.
65. Unless the loon is taking up all of the hot water
66. The proper procedure for stopping a loon from taking up all the hot water in the shower is to flush all the toilets at once.
67. Everyday at lunch there will be a foodfight.
68. Except on Soup day.
69. The punishment for not joining the foodfight is a week in solitary confinment where you will only be given water, medication, and calfries while staring at a pretty pink sprinkled muffin.
70. Please don't leave rubus in stitches, he's been hurt enough over the course of his life.
71. Never break Eaky's heart. Ever.
72. Or any guildian's heart, for that matter.
73. Everyone needs a quirky nickname.
74. Multiple ones, if possible.
75. There will be no posting of more than 50 rules.
76. There will be no hypocrisy except when mocking hypocrisy.
77. There will be a daily worship of Gerard Butler. *nods* And if you do not attend, Angie and Ash will Smite you.
78. See rule 77.
78. Make sure you read 77 several times so you dont forget!!!
79. Rule 77 will apply to girls, and not boys.
80. Rule 79 will be strictly enforced.
81. Rules that refer to other rules are perfectly valid, including this one.
82. The Macaroni and cheese is not to be stuffed up your nose for "Eating Later"
83. All personell must remain calm when you find that 30 lb watermelon in your colon.
84. There will be no putting of fruits in anyone's colon by anyone who is not authorized officially by the colon owner.
85. All members are strictly ordered to help Den when he finds himself laughing uncontrollably due to the guilds insanity.
86. All guildians must own up to their true amount if insanity, no matter how high or low it may be.
87. No making up any 'abnormal' amount for rule 86. unless its true
88. There will be no self-diagnosis in order to determine the answer to number 86.
89. There will be no amusing avatars with origins of which Angie does not know. (Meaning tell me what those things are from. )
90. There will be no ignorance of the awesomeness that is Stargate: Atlantis. (in other words: all the avvis are from Stargate: Atlantis, m'dear. It's my latest obsession and greatest source of laughing-the-pants-off-itis)
91. There will be no denying the Admins Power of Siggy Enlargements.
92. There will be no holding back in shows of gratitude directed toward the admins.
93. Admins must not refuse gratitude.
94. We must try and control the newbies from spamming in the shoutbox.
95.) Said newbies should not drive admins to ridiculous measures by defying a ban.
^^^ admins with absolute power must be obeyed absolutely. *bows before the mighty Angie*
97} Admins with slightly less power must still be obeyed.
98. Any person with power must be obeyed up to the degree of such power.
99. All good members should be respected.
100. All even number rule should be ignored on Tuesdays at 3:13 pm.
101. Everyone who likes cheese flavoured muffin waffles with strawberry jam should be respected, obeyed, worshiped and adored.
102. Rule 100 may only be in effect for 1.278 seconds at a time.
103. Rule 102 should be obeyed at all times. No one shall ever question the screams coming from the basement or counteract a rule made by Angie unless you are Angie (not including Pumpkin Shoes or alternate personalities).
104. There should never be an even number of rules.
105. Questions should be asked and answered, even if it's yourself answering
106. Never, and to repeat, NEVER mess with the admins
107. Always listen to rules 104 and 106.
109. Rule 108 shall be skipped in order to abide by rule 104 (which is a contradiction, but in accordance to rule 106, no one shall mention this becuase of the wratrh of the admins)
110. Do not, in ANY way, upset the muses (besides your own). Unless you plan to clean up the resulting mess, or take the resulting punishment. (espically if you mess with Pumpkin Shoes)
111. Do not usher the word cute, or compliment any of the girls on the site...it will only lead to self mutilation
112. Never spam on the spam board.
113. 112 shall be ebolished from the rule books
114) Only admins have the ability to abolish rules. Rule 113 is abolished.
115. Rule 115 will be abolished, pending administrative approval.
116. At no time is anyone permitted to access the secret source of all power(hidden unconveniently in 'the basement' dun dun dun), and force it into their own bodies and try to take over the guild
Shut up I was bored.