Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 13, 2006 13:11:03 GMT -5
So, at the the dawn of a new site, I have decided to restart my YWG Journal. (Previously found at this location.) Thus; KUDOS TO YOU! You get to read an entry of my deathly interesting life. ... Here goes, you ready? Today, I woke up.This is all. Yeah, pretty sweet, eh? Well, stay tuned for more riveting content later! -That which is Jake
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Post by Denithar on Jul 13, 2006 13:39:05 GMT -5
Whoa, duuuuude!
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Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 13, 2006 13:48:25 GMT -5
I wonder how long your other journal was.
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Post by Froggy on Jul 13, 2006 14:49:42 GMT -5
Wow, that's amazing! I didn't wake up today at all. I'm still dreaming.
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Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 13, 2006 21:41:46 GMT -5
Yeah, it was pretty amazing. I not only got up, I even got out of bed... Albeit an hour after I got out of bed, but we won't mention that.
And my other one was like two or three entreis I think. I've got a Xanga that I update bi-weekly. (Sometimes twice a week, sometimes once every two weeks, still bi-weekly.)
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Brokenhearts
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Post by Brokenhearts on Jul 14, 2006 1:30:20 GMT -5
so much fun… better thasn filing anyday
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Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2006 0:04:02 GMT -5
Wow... I had a very long week, but I doubt any of you would take the time to read about it, so instead of giving you the... *checks Xanga entry* 1,216 word description of my adventures away from home includeing, but not limmited to, large naked men with santa beards, fender benders, hot girls fighting over me, minty freshness in my eyes, swimming in rivers and -yes- even being almost melted underground (and all of this is completely true, by the way), I will leave you simply with the following:
Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom. Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom. Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom. Snaaaaaaaaake. It's a snaaaaaaake. Badger badger badger badger...
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Post by Denithar on Jul 23, 2006 14:53:17 GMT -5
I think I would have rathered the long and boring true tale...
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Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2006 15:05:30 GMT -5
WELL... If anyone else would rather then I could probably be persuaded to tell the long and true tale. Can't promise that it'll be boring though, I mean besides all the aformentioned things, there was also dry ice... And I played Jesus... And ate a small powdered donut.
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Post by Denithar on Jul 23, 2006 15:16:18 GMT -5
No WAY! What happened when you at the small powdered donut?!?
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Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2006 15:41:09 GMT -5
Well, I had just woken up, it was early morning and the other people in the house -an old woman and preacher who we were staying with, a young foster baby, two teenage girls and a boy my age- were bustling about getting ready. I had just scalded my throat on my coffee -black, of course- and saw the box sitting there, the plastic glistening like diamonds. So I sleepily trudged over to the table, reached a hand into the box and picked up the donut. I turned to go back into the hall and popped it into my mouth, chewing and swallowing like... well, like a hungry teenage boy... Which is quite ironic considering that that is exactly what I was... Anyway, I devoured the donut only to find that EEGAD my fingers were covered in white powder. Well, there was only one explanation. Horrified, I stared at my sticky fingers, then licked them, put down my coffee and looked around to search out my clothing, then retreated to the shower.
The end... FOR NOW.
Any other questions?
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Post by Denithar on Jul 23, 2006 18:57:10 GMT -5
That was much better! I quite enjoyed reading that, and laughed a bit too. Keep writing humorously in your journal, instead of randomly. It's far more interesting. Though I would MUCH rather not hear about large naked men with santa beards, you could tell us about the car crashes, hot girls, swimming and definitely the underground crisis.
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Jakazul
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2006 19:24:21 GMT -5
The Large Naked Man Fiasco (Not that anyone wants to know) Well, see I was going door to door and it was like the sixth house and the two people with me weren't up there yet, so I knock on the door and it kinda cracks open then flings to the side and it's this BIG guy (seriously, I'm six foot even and he was at least a head above me) with a santa clause beard wearing nothing but his boxers... He told me my "hairdo really shook him up"... it was rather creepy. (For more details on my hair, see pic at left.)
...Oh, yeah, that was the one you didn't want... But you can't tell me it isn't interesting.
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Post by rubus on Jul 23, 2006 19:26:50 GMT -5
true, it is interesting
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Post by Denithar on Jul 23, 2006 19:33:30 GMT -5
I'm used to different hair. You remind my of my bands punk guitarist. He changes it a lot, currently it's in a Mohawk. My hair is quite normal though.
What sort of therapy did you need after the large almost-naked-man?
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