"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."
"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."
"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."
"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"
"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."
"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."
"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."
"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."
"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D
"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."
"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."
"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."
"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."
