War on Ethan!

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 14:38:15 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 14:38:15 GMT -5

I've decided that since Matt and John Sapphire are gone, I need someone knew to exercise my vengeful streak on, and I have chosen Ethan.

I want this to be an honorable war, and therefore I am making my intentions open to the public. Post here to declare your allegiance to my cause, or if you just have a thirst for blood, or if you just have ideas on just how I should go about destroying this infidel.

Thank you kindly, and to the victor goes the spoils. And by spoils, I mean the rotten entrails of the decimated (ooh, and the contents of Ethan's wallet). And by victor, I mean me. Duh.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Ethan Rank 16 (WOW, Above Angie's Level) Note to self: assassinate Sam by dawn Posts: 5,012	War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 14:41:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 14:41:55 GMT -5 Umm...My wallets empty...and umm...I just wont fight you

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 14:46:29 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 14:46:29 GMT -5

Oh, you won't fight me, huh?

Then this will be less of a war and more of a massacre!

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 14:55:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 15, 2007 14:55:44 GMT -5 well ummm... play nicely boys

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 15:03:13 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 15:03:13 GMT -5

Psh. Nice guys finish last.

I guess that makes Ethan a nice guy.

I crack myself up.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 16:46:14 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on May 15, 2007 16:46:14 GMT -5

Oh boy. ;D

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 19:10:25 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 19:10:25 GMT -5

Wondering what you've signed yourself up for, eh Angie?

Well, let me give you a hint: I'm thinking pincers, whips, nails, suppositories and a William Hung single set on repeat.

As you can tell, I mean business. Together we shall reduce him to a puddle, and then drink him.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Ethan Rank 16 (WOW, Above Angie's Level) Note to self: assassinate Sam by dawn Posts: 5,012	War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 19:40:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 19:40:33 GMT -5 Umm...what did I do?

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 19:57:15 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 19:57:15 GMT -5

What did you do? What Did You Do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

Well, to be honest, you haven't done anything ... but why in the world should I wait around until you do? Prevention is the best medicine!

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Ethan Rank 16 (WOW, Above Angie's Level) Note to self: assassinate Sam by dawn Posts: 5,012	War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 20:07:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 20:07:27 GMT -5 Well, then can I do something wrong int he meantime?

rubus Guest	War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 21:17:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rubus on May 15, 2007 21:17:13 GMT -5 You might want to, it'd give him a reason to hurt you.... .....wait!! you STOLE all of my friends!!!! that's reason enough for me!

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War on Ethan! May 15, 2007 22:27:46 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on May 15, 2007 22:27:46 GMT -5

averon said:

Well, then can I do something wrong int he meantime?

I would advise against it, myself.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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War on Ethan! May 16, 2007 4:49:30 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on May 16, 2007 4:49:30 GMT -5

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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War on Ethan! May 16, 2007 13:31:33 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 16, 2007 13:31:33 GMT -5

Ha Ha! Ryan and Ash make four. Excellent!

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	War on Ethan! May 16, 2007 14:25:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 16, 2007 14:25:15 GMT -5 I'll just mod away and keep an eye on the proceedings

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Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 14:41:55 GMT -5

Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 14:46:29 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 15:03:13 GMT -5

Post by Angie on May 15, 2007 16:46:14 GMT -5

Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 19:10:25 GMT -5

Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 19:40:33 GMT -5

Post by Chris on May 15, 2007 19:57:15 GMT -5

Post by Ethan on May 15, 2007 20:07:27 GMT -5

Post by rubus on May 15, 2007 21:17:13 GMT -5

Post by Angie on May 15, 2007 22:27:46 GMT -5

Post by AshVersion2 on May 16, 2007 4:49:30 GMT -5

Post by Chris on May 16, 2007 13:31:33 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on May 16, 2007 14:25:15 GMT -5