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Test your English skills! Jul 12, 2008 14:43:19 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Jul 12, 2008 14:43:19 GMT -5

Punctuate the following sentence properly to give it logical meaning (it is missing ten punctuation marks): James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

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James, while John had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

In other words, John had written "had," while James had written "had had," and the teacher preferred James's "had had."

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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Test your English skills! Jul 13, 2008 12:51:43 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Jul 13, 2008 12:51:43 GMT -5

I would not have got that in a hundred years.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
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I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

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"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Techy Rank 11 (Pretty Moldy) Posts: 2,990	Test your English skills! Jul 13, 2008 19:40:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Techy on Jul 13, 2008 19:40:47 GMT -5 wow. okay, thats just too much for my little mind to comprehend....

Gil Alexander Mighty Global Mod Posts: 2,359	Test your English skills! Jul 17, 2008 18:19:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 17, 2008 18:19:04 GMT -5 My life has meaning now ...

Post by Angie on Jul 12, 2008 14:43:19 GMT -5

Post by AshVersion2 on Jul 13, 2008 12:51:43 GMT -5

Post by Techy on Jul 13, 2008 19:40:47 GMT -5

Post by Gil Alexander on Jul 17, 2008 18:19:04 GMT -5