Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2006 8:21:42 GMT -5
A sit here feeling rather bored
I'm supposed to be watching my sister
But that evokes more pain and suffering
Than opening a nice fresh blister
So to amuse myself for a while
I've posted a new thread
The Title, a little ditty
This is off the top of my head
The grass is green and the sky is blue
Big deal, so what?
I'm boring you
So instead of writing about the colours outside
I'll tell bout my trip to the zoo
At the front door were two solid men
Dressed in uniforms topped with little caps
A rather intimidating entrance
I'll tell you that!
My first stop at the zoo was the reception desk
Where a pretty young lady sat dressed in white
Asked If i wanted a membership or regular pass
Then passed me onto my tour guide
I have to say i was not impressed
My guide hardly said a word as he lead me round
The staff were not as pleasant as i had been lead to believe
They were picked for lack or social skills, I'll be bound!
It was when they showed me the room the animals rest in
I made a decision of great importance
This place was not the place i wanted to be
So left my guide with a great amount of puissance
Those solid men I had noticed on arrival had to complicate issues
Both stood in my path, with arms folded over
Obviously both had watched to many movies
As folded arms aided my breakthrough
Doctors are pests
Mind you, so are vets
But if one recomends you visit the zoo,
Politely decline and say adieu
For the zoo is a very horrible place
Where my uniformed friends met my can of mace
Yeah don't ask...I'm bored so...umm....thats what i came up with....yeah....
I'm supposed to be watching my sister
But that evokes more pain and suffering
Than opening a nice fresh blister
So to amuse myself for a while
I've posted a new thread
The Title, a little ditty
This is off the top of my head
The grass is green and the sky is blue
Big deal, so what?
I'm boring you
So instead of writing about the colours outside
I'll tell bout my trip to the zoo
At the front door were two solid men
Dressed in uniforms topped with little caps
A rather intimidating entrance
I'll tell you that!
My first stop at the zoo was the reception desk
Where a pretty young lady sat dressed in white
Asked If i wanted a membership or regular pass
Then passed me onto my tour guide
I have to say i was not impressed
My guide hardly said a word as he lead me round
The staff were not as pleasant as i had been lead to believe
They were picked for lack or social skills, I'll be bound!
It was when they showed me the room the animals rest in
I made a decision of great importance
This place was not the place i wanted to be
So left my guide with a great amount of puissance
Those solid men I had noticed on arrival had to complicate issues
Both stood in my path, with arms folded over
Obviously both had watched to many movies
As folded arms aided my breakthrough
Doctors are pests
Mind you, so are vets
But if one recomends you visit the zoo,
Politely decline and say adieu
For the zoo is a very horrible place
Where my uniformed friends met my can of mace
Yeah don't ask...I'm bored so...umm....thats what i came up with....yeah....
