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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 15:54:36 GMT -5
With your hosts - DONKEY and PUSS IN BOOTS!!!!!
Donkey: Hey there, hi there, ho there! *points to girl in audience* Hey, sweet chica, how you -
Puss: Oi, why do you steal my language like this? Is a disgrace when you say it wrongly!
Donkey: Hey, I was trying to be a little more social!
Puss: With a billion people watching?
*silence*
Donkey: HI THEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to our show, y'all!
Puss: Today, we have mucho excellent guests for your viewing delight. Two people to blow your minds!
Donkey: That's right, y'all! You know 'em, you love to love to hate 'em - it's ASH AND ANGIE!!!!!!! Come on, people, give 'em the snaps!!!
(Ash and Angie enter the studio and sit down)
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:00:23 GMT -5
(Lol, Ash, don't ever say "y'all". ) Puss: So, you two tend to go a little loca, I hear. Ash: *chuckles* Angie: A little? Ash: Have you BEEN to the guild? Donkey: Okay, okay, the cat was just tryin' to be polite! Puss: Now then, you two are best friends, yes? Angie: Yup, we're like sisters, Ash and me. Donkey: How'd y'all meet and get into all these wacko stunts and stuff?
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 16:05:38 GMT -5
Ash: Well, I decided to PM Angie, asking if I could join the yearbook commitee -
Angie: Muahaha.
Puss: Why you 'muahaha' like this?
Angie: Because it was the worst mistake she ever made.
Donkey: How?
Ash: I got crazier.
Angie: And her OCD developed.
Ash: And I spent precious hours of my life going through the poetry section for the yearbook!
Angie: Are you blaming me?
Ash: No - I'm blaming my twin.
Angie: So . . . me . . . ?
Ash: ;D
Puss: Continue - how did you properly talk in the beginning? What did you talk about that led you to friendship?
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:10:34 GMT -5
Angie: Well, first there was the pink footie pajamas. . .
Ash: . . . and then the plucked duck-
Donkey: Plucked duck? Man, y'all crazy or-
Angie: And the plucked duck conversation-
Donkey: *mumbles* Cutting me off and-
Angie: -led to Duck Tales.
Donkey: Who do they think they-
Puss: What is this "Duck Tales" of which you speak?
Donkey: Crazy admins, I oughta-
Angie and Ash: *evil grin*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 16:18:58 GMT -5
Ash: Ahhhh, the Duck Tales . . . Angie: Good times, good times . . .
Both: ;D
Donkey: Seriously, what are the Duck Tales?!
Ash: A story that we made up on a whim -
Angie: - that became very real -
Ash: - despite being the result of a joke. I made up the Duke -
Angie - and I the Duchess.
Puss: Are they here?
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:22:51 GMT -5
Angie: *tries to whistle* *realizes she can't*
Ash: *also tries to whistle* *fails*
Angie: Well, there goes our cool moment. . .
Ash: Yeah, so how are we going to get them to come out now?
Angie: Hmm. . . *thinks* *smacks forehead* *yells backstage* Hey, Duke Ducky Duck, Duchess the Quack, you're on!
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 16:29:07 GMT -5
*silence*
Ash: Ugg. DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Duke and Duchess waddle in*
Angie: Well, about time!
Duke: Quacky quacky quack!
Ash: I don't care if you were re-doing your make-up!
Donkey: *coughs*
Angie: Cough drop?
Ash: Don't force it, Donkey.
Donkey: I'm FINE! Right - how do the ducks come into all this?
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:34:29 GMT -5
Angie: We wrote a story about them - DUH!
Ash: And the salsa man who rides a donkey-
Donkey: HEY!
Angie: -and his brother, the salsa man-
Ash: -and Bubblebutt-
Angie: -and dinosaurs-
Ash: -and bread castles-
Angie: -and portable time machines-
Ash: -and the Wicked Witch of the Northeast-
Angie: -and SuperSnape-
Ash: -and Phanty and Wolvy-
Angie: -and-
Puss: Who?
Angie and Ash: *grin*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 16:42:08 GMT -5
Ash: Oh, ERIK!!!!!!!!!
Angie: Oh, WOLVY!!!!!!!!!
(The Phantom of the Opera and Wolverine walk in)
Ash: They wanna know more about us.
Angie: And us.
Ash: We've had some good times . . . *dreams*
Donkey: Yo, Ash! I would click my fingers, but I don't have any!
Angie: *hugs Donkey* Well, this is a heightened love affair.
Puss: Love affair?
Ash: Yeah - Phanty is mine, Wolvy is Angie's.
Puss: Continue . .
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:45:56 GMT -5
(Why did I just hug Donkey? ) Ash: Well, you see, I have a bit of OCD- Angie: *coughs* Ash: Okay, a LOT of OCD, and I am totally obsessed with the Phantom of the Opera, and I think I deserve Phanty here much more than that mean old Christine! Puss: Okay. . . *turns to Angie* And you? Angie: Come on, look at him! He's WOLVERINE! Duh! *rolls her eyes* *grins*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 11, 2006 16:50:15 GMT -5
(because he has no fingers. Meaning he has no toes. Remember?)
Ash: Oh, I love my OCD . . . and I love my Phanty . . .
Angie: Tee hee.
Ash: Pish posh, darling!
Angie: Wish wash, darlin'!
Donkey and Puss: . . .
Ash and Angie: ;D
Phanty and Wolvy: ;D
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 16:56:07 GMT -5
(Lol, no, not really. ) Angie: Hehe, Ash - GOBBLE! Ash: *falls on the floor laughing* Angie: Works every time. *grins* Ash: *dies of laughter* Angie: *sighs* *revives Ash* Ash: Hey, don't get huffy to me! I've revived you millions of times! Angie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. . . Ash: Grr. . . Puss: Do you often fight like this? Angie: Yup, but it's all in good fun - I especially enjoy our duels! Ash: *grins* Angie: Hey, what do you say we bring Gilly and Steven in?
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Post by Donald Duck on Aug 11, 2006 21:24:39 GMT -5
I see you two started another story with the same raw childilsh writing as DuckTales ;D
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Post by Angie on Aug 11, 2006 22:15:09 GMT -5
Why thank you.
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 12, 2006 5:32:55 GMT -5
It's what we do, DD. ;D
Ash: OK, sure - in a minute.
Angie: No, now!
Ash: Later!
Angie: Now!
Ash: Later!
Angie: Now!
Ash: *whips out wand* PHANTYKILLWOLVY!!!!!!
Angie: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Later.
Angie: *revives Wolvy* That's it, Ash - this is WAR!
Both: ;D
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