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Post by Angie on Aug 12, 2006 15:43:25 GMT -5
Angie and Ash: *whips out wand and various weapons*
Puss: Uh oh. . .
Donkey: Awe, man I'm gonna die. . .
Puss: Um, you can't do th-
Donkey: SECUUUUURITY!
Angie and Ash: *glares at Donkey*
Donkey: Uh, never mind. Carry on. . .
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 13, 2006 8:39:48 GMT -5
Ash: Sing, Erik - SING!
(Phanty sings, lulling Angie)
Ash: SUPERSNAPESCOWL!!
Angie: Argh!!!!! WOLVYCLAWATTACK!!
(Wolvy attacks Ash - Duke gets in way. Dies)
Ash: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Angie: Uh-oh . . .
Ash: PHANTYCAPESWISH!!!
(Phanty whooshes cape in front of Angie, confusing her)
Ash: ANGIEHARRYPOTTERBOOKSDIE!!!
Angie: Hey, no fair! You done two spells in a row!
Ash: So? You killed the Duke!
??: ENOUGH!
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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2006 12:48:35 GMT -5
Everybody: *gasps*
Angie: SNAPE!
Ash: What are you doing here?
Angie: Yeah, aren't you supposed to be in exile until Rowling proves that you're not evil?
Snape: I can handle myself. But apparently you two can't.
Angie and Ash: *bows head in shame*
Angie: *revives the Duke*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 13, 2006 12:53:11 GMT -5
Donkey: Woah, OK, time OUT! What's with Mr. Greasy here?!
Ash: He's ONLY the best HP charrie AND reason for the COSINE cult!
Angie: And one of the coolest dudes on the PLANET!
Snape: *cough* DUDE?!
Angie: Sorry, SnapEypoo . . .
Snape: SNAPEYPOO?!
Ash: Angie - icksnay on the nameseysay!
Angie: . . . what . . . ?
Ash: Never mind.
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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2006 13:02:13 GMT -5
Angie: *rolls yes* Ash, I'm kidding. I'm not stupid.
Ash: Well. . .
Angie: I'm smarter than Bubblebutt.
Ash: Good point.
Donkey, Puss, and Snapeypoo: Bubblewhat?
Angie and Ash: *grins*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 13, 2006 13:12:34 GMT -5
Ash: Well, Bubblebutt is . . . Angie: Interesting. Ash: Indeed. Angie: Totally. ;D Ash: ANYWAY, he's another Duck Tale invention - more famous than out original villain Quick Quack, eh? Angie: *nods* *grins* Bubblebuttasaurus! Ash: Hehe.
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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2006 13:25:38 GMT -5
Donkey, Puss, Snape, and even Phanty and Wolvy: *backs away slowly*
Angie and Ash: What?
Donkey: Movin' on. . .
Puss: So tell us more about this "Duck Tales" you keep mentioning?
Angie: Ooh, where should we start?
Ash: The beginning, I guess.
Angie: Man, I hope we can remember it all!
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 13, 2006 13:31:33 GMT -5
Ash: Well, there was despair in Duckville because the townsducks wanted the Duke to pull down his palace - which is made of bread - and give it to theem for food.
Angie: Meanwhile, The Quack was in despair because her evil brother, Quick Quack, plucked her with his duck-plucking gun.
Ash: So, it's a pretty sad beginning.
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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2006 13:49:29 GMT -5
(Ash, are we going to go through the entire story?)
Angie: So the Duke and the Quack make a deal where if he gives her feathers, she will rebuild his palace out of stone.
Ash: And then they start to argue about when she'll get her feathers and when his palace will be built.
Angie: So then we meet the salsa man on a donkey.
Donkey: On a donkey?! What is this, the medieval days?
Ash: He gives advice, you see.
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 13, 2006 13:53:53 GMT -5
(hell no, that's too long!)
Ash: The salsa man is AWESOME! He has a twin too, the salsa dancing man.
Angie: basically, one thing leads to another, and they live happily ever after.
Ash: It's a hit cartoon now. And you can get a copy of the original work from me or Angie.
Angie: . . . gobble!
Ash: *cracks up* Stop, please!
Angie: Tee hee.
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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2006 17:47:23 GMT -5
Ash: *can't stop laughing enough to say "pish posh"*
Puss: Um. . . What is that about?
Angie: What? The "gobble" thing or the "tee hee" thing?
Puss: The "gobble" thing, but I have no doubt you will force us to talk about the other one as well. . .
Angie: Well, one day we were talking about cookies or something. . .
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 15, 2006 4:48:54 GMT -5
Ash: *miraculasly stops laughing* Yeah . . . and I think I said I'd gobble one up, which made Angie reply that that word always reminded her of a turkey -
Angie: Well, it's true! Watch!
(Angie does turkey impression)
Ash: Hahaha!!!
(Angie bows and sits back down)
Angie: Anywoo,, I told Ash that whenever she sat down at a nice formal dinner, she should think of that word. ;D
Ash: Scarred me ever since.
Donkey: And the 'tee hee' thing?
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Post by Angie on Aug 15, 2006 13:36:02 GMT -5
Angie: Well, there used to be a girl on the guild.
Ash: Her name was Eakyra.
Angie: And she had a habit of saying things like "tee hee" and "pish posh".
Ash: So whenever we feel it's suitable, one of us will say "tee hee".
Angie: And then someone else will automatically say "pish posh".
Ash: And we recently got into the habit of saying "wish wash" or "wishy washy" after "pish posh" because one day I said "pishy poshy" instead of "pish posh", and Angie said "wishy washy" because it rhymed.
Angie: Oh, and Gilly has recently gotten into the habit of saying "pish poosh" instead. I have no idea why.
Ash: *laughs*
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 15, 2006 13:42:02 GMT -5
Ash: And let's not forget 'darling' and 'darlin' ' Angie: Oh yeah - darlin' Ash: It's darlinG - speak English! Angie: Fine - American English Ash: Bloody Americans . . . Angie: Are you starting this again?
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Post by Angie on Aug 15, 2006 14:25:55 GMT -5
Ash: Um. . . maybe.
Angie: Moving on to. . . THE GRAPHICS FAD!
Ash: Oh boy.
Angie: What?
Ash: It's just that I remember how it started.
Donkey: Graphics? Is that some kind of skin disease or somethin'? 'Cause if it is, I'm gettin' out of here. . .
Angie: *glares* Yes, Ash?
Ash: Well, you were really bugging every person you could to get them started on it, and you made people do it even if they didn't really want to. . .
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