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A New Song Parody! Jun 20, 2007 3:45:09 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 20, 2007 3:45:09 GMT -5

Hercules meets Harry Potter! This time, I didn't outright change the lyrics, just a few key words, but enough to get the picture. Set after the second task of the Triwizard Tournament.

Zero To Hero

Bless my soul
Cedric's on a roll
Champion of the week in evry Hogwarts Hot Guy Poll.
What a pro
Ced could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking Crucio!
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled
Cho Chang went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vase")

From Triwizard fees and royalties
Our Ced had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What is Quidditch worth?

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 2 for 2
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs

Cedric, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Harry, the crowds are
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the glad in gladiator?
Diggory!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Diggory!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
Diggory, Diggory ...

Bless my soul
Cedric's on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited

He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero

He hit the heights at Nimbus speed
From zero to hero
Cedric's a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!

Last Edit: Jun 20, 2007 3:50:40 GMT -5 by AshVersion2

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

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A New Song Parody! Jun 20, 2007 12:46:44 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Jun 20, 2007 12:46:44 GMT -5

LOL, you make me want to watch GOF and Hercules at the same time.

;D

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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A New Song Parody! Jun 20, 2007 12:57:34 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 20, 2007 12:57:34 GMT -5

I should write a Harry Potter musical.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Angie
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A New Song Parody! Jun 20, 2007 14:25:22 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Jun 20, 2007 14:25:22 GMT -5

You're getting closer to it with all these songs you've been showing me.

;D

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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A New Song Parody! Jun 21, 2007 6:40:00 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 21, 2007 6:40:00 GMT -5

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

skittlestiger Rank 4 (Getting Along Okay) nanafan! Posts: 636	A New Song Parody! Jul 25, 2007 20:17:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by skittlestiger on Jul 25, 2007 20:17:10 GMT -5 That's definitely creative ( and funny xD), I remember that song from hercules! I cant remember much of it though so I have no beef with your structure^^
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A New Song Parody! Jul 27, 2007 5:21:38 GMT -5

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Post by AshVersion2 on Jul 27, 2007 5:21:38 GMT -5

Cheers, Skittles.

See why in shadow I hide . . .

What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn beyond the Point of No Return?
Omnia Vincit Amor
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it but it's still there.
Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!
Today is a gift - have fun
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's not acting. It's lying.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。

"Yes, I am jealous of Jay Leno." ;D
"Wait - I've been poisoned? BUGGER."

Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 20, 2007 3:45:09 GMT -5

Post by Angie on Jun 20, 2007 12:46:44 GMT -5

Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 20, 2007 12:57:34 GMT -5

Post by Angie on Jun 20, 2007 14:25:22 GMT -5

Post by AshVersion2 on Jun 21, 2007 6:40:00 GMT -5

Post by skittlestiger on Jul 25, 2007 20:17:10 GMT -5

Post by AshVersion2 on Jul 27, 2007 5:21:38 GMT -5