Silliest Country Songs

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Silliest Country Songs Aug 12, 2007 15:50:51 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Aug 12, 2007 15:50:51 GMT -5

Think of one you know and google a video or sound clip or lyrics so we can laugh at it for ourselves. I know tons. ;D

Here's one for starters:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49_GyuKUJI

"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw

;D

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

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Silliest Country Songs Aug 13, 2007 7:52:58 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Aug 13, 2007 7:52:58 GMT -5

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE6YknL6H1A - "Coal Mine" by Sara Evans (I stood there in awe at this ridiculous song when I first heard it.

)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQHkPSHZRw - "Nothin' Better To Do" by Leann Rimes (I actually like this song because of the overly-choreographed video. Quite amusing. ;D )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhgvMoP1UQ - "Blue" by Leann Rimes (Lol. Not hick at all. ;D )

I had a couple more, but I've forgotten what they were. . . No worries, I'll be back soon. . .

Edit: I just remembered one. ;D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk - "I'm Gonna Miss Her" by Brad Paisley (My dad LOVES this song because he can relate so much.

)

Last Edit: Aug 13, 2007 7:55:00 GMT -5 by Angie

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

Chris
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Silliest Country Songs Aug 18, 2007 13:44:17 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Aug 18, 2007 13:44:17 GMT -5

Hey, what do you mean about Leann's video being over-choreographed? And how exactly does that song fall into the "Silliest Country Songs" category? I happen to like it. A lot!

Also, you forgot "Red High Heels" by Kellie Pickler. I don't have time right now to Google the video. Perhaps later.

Last Edit: Aug 18, 2007 13:44:56 GMT -5 by Chris

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

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Silliest Country Songs Aug 18, 2007 13:55:51 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Aug 18, 2007 13:55:51 GMT -5

Lol, never mind.

Yeah, there's lots more I want to add, and that's one of them. *nods*

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

Angie
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*THE (other) ONE
*Ash's Partner in Havoc
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Silliest Country Songs Aug 19, 2007 9:56:41 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Aug 19, 2007 9:56:41 GMT -5

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOkhqxaKqVs - "How Do You Like Me Now?" by Toby Keith

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrlzEUuBIM - "I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjiztRia0lA - "Boondocks" by Little Big Town (Love the ending.

;D )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V45hDW_ahNE - "Lucky 4 You (Tonight I'm Just Me)" by SHeDAISY

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

Chris
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Silliest Country Songs Aug 19, 2007 11:27:04 GMT -5

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Post by Chris on Aug 19, 2007 11:27:04 GMT -5

"Boondocks"?!?! Silly Country Song? I think we have wildly different tastes in music Angie.

Life is like a bucketful of donkeys: its chock full of people making asses of themselves.

"Yes, I am jealous of the Geico gecko."

You are such a copycat, Pesto. . . You know, it's pretty lame to follow trends this long after they began. . . *swoops cape and leaves sig*

Burn. ;D

Almost to the first degree!

Poor guy. *shakes head like Mr. Miyagi*

Tee hee, Ralph Macchio. . .

Guys, this isn't a thread!

Wanna bet? ;D

I would, but I'm broke. Sigh.

I can loan you some cash for the bet. I guess it does kind of defeat the purpose, though, doesn't it?

I wouldn't complain.

Angie
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Silliest Country Songs Aug 19, 2007 12:15:44 GMT -5

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Post by Angie on Aug 19, 2007 12:15:44 GMT -5

I didn't say I didn't like the music. I happen to listen to "Nothing Better To Do" and "Boondocks" all the time. But this is a thread to make fun of silly country songs, which should in my opinion include those "hicky" songs.

我爱我的双胞胎姐妹。 ;D

"Mr. Madison, what you?ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "Okay, a simple 'fail' would?ve done just fine."

"You are just a paranoid troll with a fuse the length of a mouse?s wang. You may continue to troll, but know that I retain the justified right to turn off my hearing in your direction any moment, and I believe that others have that right as well."

"My dance style is basically clumsy freestyle intepretive salsa-loving sugar plum fairy on crack."

"Kareniet learned how a child knows not of dangers of vacuuming and cried, 'Thou craven folly-fallen flap-dragon!'"

"The military would not let her talk either, what with spawning Seth the Weapon of Mass Defecation."

"Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved."

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"Heads are what hold brains and smiles, so they're all that really matter in the end anyway."

"Yes, I am jealous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." ;D

"I want to grill burgers with the flames he makes when he lights his farts."

"My mom says all the cool people knit while they DDR."

"We need to invent a machine that can juice the juices out of a brain."

"See what I mean about being on a roll?" "I've never known you to be so buttery."

Jayda Mighty Global Mod Posts: 1,384	Silliest Country Songs Aug 28, 2007 20:23:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayda on Aug 28, 2007 20:23:04 GMT -5 Forever a reigning champion on this category: "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney. Couldn't find any really 'official' videos of this song, best I got: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMhV-lT2Xac
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