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Post by Angie on Aug 5, 2006 21:08:13 GMT -5
This game's pretty easy. Someone makes a wish such as, "I wish I could fly." Then the next person would say something like "Granted, but only two feet off the ground." Then they would make a wish. Everybody get it? Okay, I'll start.
I wish for total domination over the Earth.
(Wow, I can already think of a million ways to corrupt that one. . .)
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Post by Elasticband on Aug 6, 2006 6:00:07 GMT -5
OK, but a highly explosive penguin is about to kill it anyway.
I wish that all paper would be ultra strong so it could be used for walls!!!
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 6, 2006 7:19:15 GMT -5
Granted, but it always rains.
I wish that I could jump into any movie that I want, and become any of the characters in the film!
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Post by Angie on Aug 6, 2006 9:35:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you always break a bone while jumping in, so you can't play the part properly, so you get fired before you can have any fun. ;D
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by Elasticband on Aug 6, 2006 13:06:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll never wake up. Ever.
I wish that Dell would make decent computers
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Post by Denithar on Aug 6, 2006 13:10:46 GMT -5
Granted, but now good men in the other computer companies are out of their jobs. I wish I was a hollywood actor. (With an, um, hollywood actor face. )
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Post by Angie on Aug 6, 2006 13:22:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you die during a plastic surgery procedure before your career can really take off (but after your wife divorces you and you start covering your kids' faces with masks and scarves).
I wish I would have remembered to put that cheese in the fridge before it became too late. . .
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Post by Emily on Aug 6, 2006 13:26:08 GMT -5
Granted, but you rewind time to discover that the cheese has taken over the world.
I wish I didn't have to muck out horses tomorrow at 7am >.< I want to lie in until midday...
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 6, 2006 13:27:18 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll have more to do the next day. I wish that Gerard Butler was right next to me.
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Post by Emily on Aug 6, 2006 13:29:10 GMT -5
Granted, but he turns out to be a giant muffin in disguise, and is actually really ugly close up
I wish I were a muffin...
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 6, 2006 13:36:26 GMT -5
Granted, but I'll eat you.
I wish I knew less about films.
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Post by Angie on Aug 6, 2006 13:37:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you know even more about books, and it drives you mad.
I wish flip flops didn't get that gross imprint of your foot after you wear them for a while.
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 6, 2006 13:39:15 GMT -5
Granted. but you'll never take the flip flop off. Ever.
I wish I could kill the Prime Minister.
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Post by Angie on Aug 6, 2006 13:40:18 GMT -5
Granted, but Hilter's clone is the new prime minister. And he doesn't like you.
I wish to be Christine Daae and live happily ever after with Phanty.
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Post by AshVersion2 on Aug 6, 2006 13:42:15 GMT -5
Granted, but Raoule will steal you back.
I wish the same thing as Angie just wished. ;D
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